When I was 10, I saw
my first episode of Law & Order, SVU
a woman screamed
and her pretty pink dress ripped
the scene cut to black but then
she sat in a station
hair mussed and mascara running
and she seemed broken
and that’s when I began to prepare
for the inevitable.
Pug’s are legends
Why can’t I go any stairs that flawlessly and fabulously?
makin my way downtown
this confuses me
Haha watched this like 10 times and just died at his reaction like wtf man. Then bam right in the kisser
holy what the fuck did i just experience
My ass forgot how to gravity.
Here's to you.: This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags....
Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.
Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….
My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS
chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ?
i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life